Why I could never vote Labour
Pictured below: Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls and the leader of Labour's MSPs in the Scottish Parliament, Iain Gray, at a campaign event earlier this week.
Have you spotted it?
Pictured below: Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls and the leader of Labour's MSPs in the Scottish Parliament, Iain Gray, at a campaign event earlier this week.
Have you spotted it?
April 12, 2011 at 4:22 pm
at least it's honest.
April 12, 2011 at 4:53 pm
Spotted what?
And what happened on Sat?
April 12, 2011 at 5:32 pm
Man, you really hate diet soft drinks.
April 12, 2011 at 5:51 pm
"And what happened on Sat?"
Busted out the first time I got my chips in with the worst hand (K4c shove called by A9o, 4 hit but then the 9 did), in 37th place. Didn’t have a single hand over 1 pair all day.
April 12, 2011 at 5:52 pm
"Man, you really hate diet soft drinks."
They're all right if you're a girl or a homosexualist. If you’re a straight man who isn’t diabetic and you’re drinking Diet Coke, I wouldn’t trust you to hold my wallet while I sneezed, never mind run a country.
April 12, 2011 at 6:40 pm
Worse still is Coke Zero. Those who claim that wretched drink possesses "Real Coke Taste" (clearly implying that it tastes the same as real proper sugarfied Coke without actually saying that, for obvious trading standards reasons) are in dire need of a high-velocity knee to the ghastliness.
April 12, 2011 at 8:08 pm
I've been on a sugary drinks binge today following an encounter with norovirus, and I swear that regular Coca-Cola has gives you a 'kick' that Pepsi doesn't. Pepsi is just watery, sugary, it has none of the edge. And it seems to be either too carbonated or flat seconds after opening the bottle. Pepsi is basically own-brand cola with a marketing budget.
April 13, 2011 at 1:16 am
In fairness, Ed doesn't look like he actually has his mouth open.
April 13, 2011 at 5:03 am
The problem, obviously, is that they're both drinking from tiny soda bottles. Real
AmericanMen drink from large, enormous, kidney-bursting Mega Super Ultra Gulps!!1!Aside from the fact that they're politicians who look like they're cloned from a factory, that's all I got. Do I win a prize?
April 13, 2011 at 8:53 am
I've spotted it, yeah. They're at The Haçienda.
April 13, 2011 at 9:48 am
Arf!
April 13, 2011 at 5:03 pm
Wait, what we were supposed to spot was that they're drinking diet? I thought it was that they're obviously not drinking it, instead holding it to their lips. I thought this was a commentary on how false Labour are. Confused now.
April 13, 2011 at 5:22 pm
And they’re really tiny little bottles.
April 14, 2011 at 10:20 am
I didn't think the anomaly was their selected beverage; my money was on their apparently being somewhere industrial, given that when these people were in charge of the Country, they destroyed most of it?
Perhaps it's a 'post industrial' call centre or nationalised bank branch or something. Frankly, I'm only surprised that the aptly named Messrs. Gray/Balls didn't reverse their caps in a crass attempt to get down with the (unemployed, unemployable, uneducated) kids.
April 14, 2011 at 12:00 pm
I vote for the fuchsia baseball caps. As well as everything mentioned above.
April 14, 2011 at 3:08 pm
I thought it was the blue tie !
April 15, 2011 at 4:13 pm
It’s as simple as this:
They look like a pair of prats.
April 17, 2011 at 5:28 pm
They were wearing coke-branded caps which were hastily photoshopped by the Labour PR team?
May 2, 2011 at 10:26 pm
Is it not more the fact that it isnae made in Scotland fae girders?